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Jacob Grier
Jacob Grier

@Jake · Oct 26

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"Corn, candy or otherwise, symbolizes the end of harvest, and candy corn replicates its season’s flushing foliage. To set out a bowl of candy corn invites eating less than it marks a moment on the endless calendar that hurtles you ever closer to death." (For the record, I am pro-candy corn.)

You Must Respect Candy Corn

You Must Respect Candy Corn

Even in paradise, death lurks.

theatlantic.com

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