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Brendan Mortimer
Brendan Mortimer

@mort · May 9

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For your consideration. From my perspective, they just look uncomfortable? I'd be perfectly happy to just have everyone swim au naturale instead.

It’s Almost Swimsuit Season. American Men Are Missing Out on the Best Part.

It’s Almost Swimsuit Season. American Men Are Missing Out on the Best Part.

In other countries, people call baggy swim trunks “curtains of shame.”

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