I did not know Mike Fossey, but I do appreciate how Twitter created a space for those especially clever to rise to internet fame with witty 1-2 line jokes.

In post memoriam
It’s frigid in Massachusetts this morning. When I woke up early to assess the damage from some trees downed by the brutal winds overnight, I saw my neighbor carrying a big box out to their car. She said hello and then immediately ate shit on the icy sidewalk lol.
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