We're all having a bad week, but if it makes you feel any better at least you probably didn't crash your $200,000 car. Unless the guy telling this story is on Seabird, in which case hi, would you like to fund us?
Crashing My Dream Car: The Day I Totaled My $200,000 Porsche
"I called my wife. 'I crashed the car,' I told her. She asked if I was okay. 'Yeah,' I said, 'but the car's not.'"
insidehook.com