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Jacob Grier
Jacob Grier

@Jake · May 9, 2024

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One of the weirder things I've read lately: "PUSH! PUSH! PUSH! The incantation grows. The faithful pump their toddler fists and sway, pleading with the plush baby to emerge from the dilated tree vagina, as the Dante robot heads swivel and writhe."

Nothing Could Prepare Me for the Bizarre 'Live Birth' Experience at Babyland Hospital

Nothing Could Prepare Me for the Bizarre 'Live Birth' Experience at Babyland Hospital

"I need all of you to yell, ‘PUSH! PUSH! PUSH!’ Ready? Go!”

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